Oatly organic longlife oat drink
£1.39 (£1.39 per litre)
Organic. It's Swedish! No badness. Wow no cow! Free from lactose, milk protein and soya. Declaration of Macronutritional Independence. We hold these oats to be self-evident, that all fibres are not created equal, that products, nutritional and wholesome by birth, are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness for anyone that may be so courageous as to apply them to their daily diet. If you would like to know why we are writing in such a formal language from the 1700s, then we must admit, that there is no reason to which we know, really. Forget it, pretend it never happened. Recipes and information: www.oatly.co.uk. firstname.lastname@example.org. Close your eyes, pinch your nose and drink. Seriously, trying something new is full of risks, one of them being that you might in fact actually like it. Do you like the taste of oats? Do you like things that are nutritious and grown in natural surroundings, low in unsaturated fat, void of GMOs and milk and soy and artificial badness like fake flavours and arty preservatives? Of course you do, which is why you are going to like what is inside this carton. So open your eyes, remove your fingers from your nose, stand proud and chug away. If you don't like it, then send me, the guy who wrote this, an email (email@example.com) and I'll send you a personal apology or if you would prefer, I will write you a short story or an original poem. Your choice.
Oat Base (Water, Oats* 10%), Sea Salt, *Organic ingredient
Preparation & Storage
- Shake Me!
Opened package stays fresh for at least 5 days in refrigerator.
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